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Relationships are like BRACES!

Posted in constatari, doi, flootoorashy ji boolinootzeh fylozofyke, girl, intre noi fie vorba, life, love, pe shustache, personal, prostii, stelootze on September 17, 2009 by neee

comin’ soon.

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Post de revolta.

Posted in constatari, prostii with tags ploaie on September 6, 2009 by neee

Iubesc ploaia. It makes ‘me’ become me, again. La propriu.

Imi place sa ma joc in ploaie. Chiar daca-s in balerini, sar in baltoace pana zbiara lumea la mine, politicos, “poteleste-te in mortii ma-tii!”:))

Ploaia* din noaptea asta, in schimb, suge. Am in fata geamului un copac in care-si tot face o porumb..ita(!?) cuibul. Si avea acum 2 puisori asa micutsi si uratei si mi-au starnit instinctul ala bolnav, matern-ish, si all sensitive and crap si si si IT’S ALL GONE NOW!!:( A spalat ploaia* asta orice urma de dragalasenie, pufosenie si ce alte dulcegarii inocente mai reprezentau ghemuletele alea de praf cu cioc:(. Unde-s acum?:(

Puisori, mama porumbela, daca vedeti postu’ asta, sa stiti ca ploaia aici in cartier nu s-a oprit inca, dar cred ca maine puteti sa va intoarceti. Va pregatesc un cocktail de firimituri pe pervaz. Come baaaaaaaaaaack!!:((

*by that i mean fulgero-tuneto-furtuno-tornado-ciclono chestie. creepy shit.

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Cap!.. Ou pas cap?

Posted in advertise in here, constatari, cultural, girl, intre noi fie vorba, life, love, masculi, mood, pe shustache, personal with tags jeux d'enfants, love me if you dare, quotes on August 22, 2009 by neee

Pure. Raw. Explosive. Pleasure!

better than drugs better than smack better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, kamasutra or thai doggy-style better than banana milkshakes better than George Lucas’s trilogy, the muppets and 2001 better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford’s beauty mark better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates’ fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead Schwarzenegger’s testosterone shots, Pam Anderson’s lips Woodstock, raves better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda..

better than freedom,